Monday, December 7th, 2009
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8:27 am
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I have been neglecting LJ too much. It is time for me to catch up on my anime. The last thing I watched before my string of busy weekends was Sora No Otoshimono Episode 2. I watched this for one reason, and one reason only. The ending credits for Sora No Otoshimono Episode 2. See, my friend sent me a video. Then, based on the video, I decided to watch the series (which had only reached 2 episodes at that point). And now, I will share it with the rest of you.
The consensus is that this very moment right here was the highest point of the winter season. Full retarded at 1:20, not that you'll want to skip ahead, rather you'll want to rewind to that point to watch it again and again.
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Sunday, December 6th, 2009
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1:11 pm - Adventure excerpts
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I was walking around downtown LA with a few friends when suddenly this homeless guy starts yelling fuck you at us over and over from across the street. One of us decided to try to provoke the crazy homeless guy by responding to him. He was nearly standing in traffic, the cars had to swerve around him to get by. We were pretty sure someone was going to end up hitting him and lose a few years of their lives for manslaughter.
The lesson is, always walk around downtown areas with friends, or bums will try to stab you.
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Friday, December 4th, 2009
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8:31 pm - Adventure excerpts
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A few weeks ago, while partying at the monster house, and talking this girl who was with a group of some guys that my friends only vaguely knew. I was carrying on a conversation with her telling her to make sure they take care of her friend who seemed drugged out of his mind. It was somewhere around this point when the dude pulls a tiny ziplock baggy out from his pocket and pours it on the table. When i asked what that was, his reply was "that's the last of my coke", and then starts cutting it right there on the bar table.
Party ended pretty quick after that. It was the host's birthday party.
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Monday, November 23rd, 2009
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3:20 am
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So... let me get this straight. Edward is like 100 years old, and attends high school. Which qualifies him as a retarded vampire. So, this 100 year old retard, falls in love with a 17 year old girl THAT HE MEETS AT A HIGH SCHOOL. He then proceeds to stalk her and even climbs into her bedroom at night to watch her sleep. So, this stupid little girl decides this is somehow the most romantic gesture she's ever experienced. And 80% of the tween girls read this and think this is amazing. In a decade, we are going to have a generation of mentally damaged girls who think it's acceptable for old decrepit men to sneak into their homes at night and try to seduce them.
And maybe that isn't so bad.
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Thursday, November 19th, 2009
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3:24 pm
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Thursday, November 12th, 2009
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5:19 am
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wow. i feel like i've been dumped. I feel heartbroken, and it feels almost exactly like it feels when someone i like decides to date someone else. I found out that someone else got the job.
There'll be other chances, but damnit.
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Saturday, November 7th, 2009
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9:15 am
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I think i figured out why i have so many precognative dreams. They are possibilities. Somehow, my mind considers many many possibilities, and some of them just happen to mirror my life. i don't quite know how i see myself playing video games i have never played before in these dreams sometimes, but i'm sure it has to do with the vast amount of video games i've played and a compilation of possible game features in a possible game that looks close to what something i end up playing for real. there's also the many ones i've had where i talk to someone i don't know in my dream, only to meet them later when i wake up. I thin
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Friday, November 6th, 2009
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12:09 am
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Clean room + hardwood floors + rolly chair = wheeeeeee
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Wednesday, October 14th, 2009
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5:54 am - oh my god...
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4:12 am
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It's amazing how much closer you feel with someone once you've both seen each other naked.
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Tuesday, October 13th, 2009
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2:51 pm
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Holy crap. Terrifying dream last night. I remember i went to long beach with my dad somehow. made a new friend and was hanging out with him and went to the long beach comic con or something, which was more like anime expo. then i wandered away and found myself at a comedy show where i was going to be put on stage, and i'm standing there in the blinding lights and i choke. i totally choke. but after the show, they put me up again, this time i'm up first, and i chock again. trying to tell jokes to an auditorum full of people is apparently one of my fears. why the fuck am i doing comedy again?
oh right, for all those comedy groupies.
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Monday, October 12th, 2009
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6:01 am
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Wow. New season of darker than black. First episode was fantastic.
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Wednesday, October 7th, 2009
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6:36 pm
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HELLO KITTY ONLINE! FUCK YEAH!!!
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6:21 am
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One of these days, i'm going to write a musical about my penis.
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Saturday, October 3rd, 2009
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6:06 pm
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I forsee into the far future, when our population has swelled to the limits that the earth can sustain, a future of short people. We will begin to see value in people who require less to sustain life. in that future, the size of the body will only matter as a vessel for the mind, and the less resources required to sustain that body, the more efficient the mind.
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Monday, September 28th, 2009
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6:32 am - more story!
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"Coffee?"
Malory looked over towards his partner as she handed him a thermos. Detective Cragart was the ugliest woman he'd ever seen.
"What do we know about this one?" asked Malory.
"White male, 29 years old. Had a job at the grocery store nearby. Cause of death... probably that." Cragart pointed at the large dildo protruding from a hole in the victim's chest.
"Anything on common with the others?"
"Nothing from what I can tell. So far they just seem like random killings."
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Sunday, September 27th, 2009
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1:27 pm - The beginning of my new book.
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It was a gruesome scene. Officer Malory surveyed the room. Blood and dildos everywhere. The victim was stabbed to death by giant rubber penises.
They've been calling this the work of the dildonator. A month ago, some kids found a victim vibrating down a neighborhood street. The batteries had died by the time the cops showed up. The corpse was so shaken that the insides were all turned to mush.
The first case seemed rather benign in comparison. Malory never suspected such a strange homicide case to be the work of a soon to be serial killer. The victim was bludgeoned to death, but what was baffling were the welt marks and bruises left all over the body. At first it seemed like an anomaly. Maybe there was an orgy, and very violent horses were involved. But months went by and each month brought with it a new case equally as baffling.
This one was the fifth. Five murders. All by dildo.
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5:06 am
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So fucking angry right now. I want a kitty to love and care for.
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Saturday, September 26th, 2009
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12:51 am
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I smile as I remember the last time I felt this way. "It's the same." I think to myself. "It's the same." as I remember how it ended.
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Thursday, September 24th, 2009
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8:18 pm
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I'm realizing that after 3 months, if my wrist is still hurting, then it's not likely just a simple twisted wrist. At this point, it could be a torn ligament or some other hopefully not as bad form of ligament damage. I need to get an MRI to fully understand what i'm dealing with here, but that costs money that i don't have, and i have no insurance, i have to tough it out for now.
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